Last Call

The view to the right is what it looks like when you're alone in a tavern. If for whatever reason you find yourself with this same view, go see a movie or something. Or make vit zee cha-CHAH-cha.

Oh, and incidentally, apparently Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader's familial relationship can be proven by a shared physical trait: the junk in the trunk, or boo-tay, preposterous posterior, bodacious buns, et cetera. So I have overheard. Kids say the damnedest things, and by kids I mean those just recently turned twenty-one.