A Simple Checklist

Coffee percolator? Check.
Straight razor? Check.
Fiddle? Check.
Whisky flask? Check.
Pipe and tobacco? Check.
Pocket watch? Check.
Zippo? Check.

Remainders: Re-learn how to roll smokes, learn to tie a bowtie, learn to brew beer.

Screw Hemingway: I've fathered a child and planted a tree, I feel no pressing need to prove my manhood to a bull.