I Got a Hair Up My...
As some may know, I have long hair. And when you have long hair, it falls out (as all hair does) but is far more noticeable than when short hair falls out.
Now, the nice thing about this noticed nature is that it is compounded with being easy to deal with after it falls out, clumped all up and tossed in the toilet for flushing away later.
But there's always...THIS ONE HAIR...left in the bowl, I mean -- IT'S ALL THE WAY INSIDE THE BOWL, and fails to go down with the ship. Hanging on like some drunkard in a public stall, holding on with nary but a fingerhold on the scant bit of porcelain, and flush after flush it remains, taunting me like some strange bit of anatomy from Poe.
Aarrggh, it drives me crazy.
Now, the nice thing about this noticed nature is that it is compounded with being easy to deal with after it falls out, clumped all up and tossed in the toilet for flushing away later.
But there's always...THIS ONE HAIR...left in the bowl, I mean -- IT'S ALL THE WAY INSIDE THE BOWL, and fails to go down with the ship. Hanging on like some drunkard in a public stall, holding on with nary but a fingerhold on the scant bit of porcelain, and flush after flush it remains, taunting me like some strange bit of anatomy from Poe.
Aarrggh, it drives me crazy.
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